Funny Jokes for Kids

Love to make others laugh? Candyman Pineapple Punch brings you a huge collection of funny jokes for you, that’s sure to make everyone ROFL! Don’t forget to share your own funny jokes for kids and spread the laugh!

  Question : Which flower talks the most? Answer : Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!  
 

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  Question :Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Answer : Because they might peel!  
 

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  Question : Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? Answer : To go with the traffic jam!  
 

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  Question: What did the traffic light say to the car? Answer: Don't look, I'm changing!  
 

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  Question: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? Answer: A zebra with a drumkit!  
 

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  Question: Why are ghosts bad liars? Answer: Because you can see right through them!  
 

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  Question: What do you call a sheep with no legs? Answer: A cloud.  
 

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  Once upon a time, there was a policeman that saw a man sitting in a car with a tiger sitting next to him. The police officer said, "It's against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him to the zoo." The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car with the same tiger. The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo." The man replied, "I did. He liked it. Now we're going to the beach."  
 

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  Once upon a time, there was a policeman that saw a man sitting in a car with a tiger sitting next to him. The police officer said, "It's against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him to the zoo." The next day the police officer saw the same man in the same car with the same tiger. The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo." The man replied, "I did. He liked it. Now we're going to the beach."  
 

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  Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.  
 

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  Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto! Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto? Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’. Banta: What is ford? Santa: Gaadi. Banta: And what is Oxford? Santa: That’s easy. Bailgaadi.  
 

Sanila

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  Q:which letter is placed in the center of water A:,,,e,,,it is in the center of "sea"  
 

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  Q. why is B very cool? A. it is between AC  
 

manu ghan

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  Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?" Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?" Millionaire: "A Billionaire"  
 

beeki

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  Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages? Peter: Because they had so many knights.  
 

abhishek

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  A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it.  
 

Aymi

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  Boy: Mummy, I think it's time you gave me pocket-money. Mummy: How about I give you double of what I give you now? Boy: But I get zero. Mummy: Okay, I’ll give you triple.  
 

Piggoo

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  Teacher: Can you find North America on the map? Boy: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, who discovered America? Boy: Me!  
 

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  Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!  
 

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  The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?" Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."  
 

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