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vishvesh khandpur
joke Question: If you catch it, you will throw it away. If you don't catch it, you will keep it. What is it?
Answer: Lice
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
Why shouldn't you hold a DVD upside down?
Because the data might fall down.
Santa to Banta: I don't have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy the internet on this pen drive for me?
Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
Answer: Fry Day
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one day,sardar asked a man
sardar:whats your car name?
man:oh! sorry, iforgot it but it starts with T
sardar:oh1kya, kamal ki gadhi he,tea se start hoti he,hamari gadhi to petrol se start hoti he.........
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you can ask your friend that what is his name.he will tell his name siddu.then ask the opposit of right.he will tell left.then ask what will be there in a cylinder.he will tell gas.so siddu left gas.
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one man asked gunda why monmohansingh walk on evening not on morning? gunda said because he is pm not am
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ek aisa room jisme hum jaa nahi sakte ans mushroom :) :) :) :) :) :)
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One man went to a doctor and asked:
Man: Doctor, do you know how to stitch?
Doctor: Yes. Yes, of course. Why not?
Man: So, please stitch my shoe because it is brok
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4 hi-tech inventions:
1.water proof towel
2.solar powered torch
3.book on how to read
4.pedal powered wheel chair
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Once an elephant and a mouse met each other..and questioned
Mouse: what is your age..
Elephant: 6
Mouse: but u look so big..
Elephant: I am a complan boy..What is your age...
Mouse:15
Elephant:But you look so small..
Mouse:I am using ponds age miracle...
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Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It's $5. if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
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Husband says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Wife replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
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Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.
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I phoned my builder and told him, "I should have a skip in front of my house."
He said, "I’m not stopping you."
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A:My Maths book commited suicide as it had too many problems.
B:No problem, you can take mine. At least it will be of use to someone.
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Once a person goes to doctor for fever. Dr. gives prescription and tells to follow it. Next day he comes with broken leg. Dr. ask what happened. He said the prescription flew out of the 10th floor window and I followed it.
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Once an ant and an elephant were playing hide and seek.The ant went to the temple and hid himself in the temple.Elephant caught the ant.how?????It is because the elephant saw ant's chappals outside the temple
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It is well known...
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
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one day george bush will come to india
by taking to chandra babu naidu he says your india is waste then chandra babu naidu says that in our country even animals can speak bush says proove it chandra babu takes him to a goat he asks which month comes after april the goat says may then he takes to a cow and he asks what do we call mother in telugu the cow replies amaa then toa snake and asks who is the waste fellow in the world the snake replies bush george bush
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GOD made our body part for a reason..
EYES:To Look At You
HANDS:To Pray For You
MIND:To Remember You
HEART:To Miss You
&...
LEGS:To Kick U If U Ever Forget Me..!
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HAR KHUSHI KO TERI TARAF MODH DOON
TERE LIYE CHAND TAARE TAK TODH DOON
KHUSHIYON KE DARVAAZE TERE LIYE KHOL DOON
EK BAAR TU HANS(LAUGH) KE DIKHA TERE SAARE" DAANTH" TODH DOON - Sofy
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