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teacher-what are people who live in turkey called?
student-don't know.
teacher-turks
teacher-what are people living in germany called?
student-{after thinking} gerks!!!!!!
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kilu:doctor my stomach is paining.
doctor:is there gas?
kilu:no doctor,it was booked 15 days back.
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A teacher thought that a student was chewing achwingum so she asked him "are Chewing Gum" the student told "no maam I am Raghu"!HA HA HA So funny and foolish
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WHY ARE EGYPTIAN CHILDREN GET CONFUSED ABOUT THEIR PARENTS?
Ans:BECAUSE THEIR DADDIES BECOME MUMMIES AFTER THEIR DEATHS.
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AN ILLITERATE MAN WAS RESTING IN A BEACH SUDDENLY A MAN CAME AND ASKED 'ARE YOU RELAXING?'THE MAN REPLIED 'NO I AM MILKA SINGH
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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile
Maid: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
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a child says to his mother, "Mom there is a good news and a bad news.which one would you like to listen first?" mother said"the good news" the child says the good news is yhat i will not see tv from today. the mother says oh very good . what's the bad news? the child says my ball hit the tv and its glass broke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!
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WHat will happen if you wash a hen in hot water?So easy it would lay boild eggs!
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One boy asked his father “father, have you been to Egypt. His father said never .The boy shouts and says this is impossible, then how you brought mummy over here
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
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If big elephants have big trunks, do small elephants have suitcases?
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech.
"And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die!
Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.
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dentist’s patient was grumbling about the fee. “Two hundred rupees for pulling out a tooth!,” she exclaimed. “And it’s only a minute’s work.”
“Well, if you wish,” the dentist said, “I’ll it out slowly.”
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Where do shellfish go to borrow money ?
To the prawn broker !
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Johnny : Can I go to the toilet? English teacher : Johnny,MAY I go to the toilet? Johnny : But,I asked first
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